You make me a little bit crazy,
and I make you a little crazy too.
So lets just call it even this time.
Think me dull all you want, Kol. You’ll never understand. You don’t have a care in the world. Well, I’m certain Nik will be here at any moment to further ruin my fun. Though I must admit I wouldn’t mind seeing him as a mortal after all this time.
I’ll never understand what is in being a real boy, truly. But then again, Matt Donovan is no where to be found nor Stefan Salvatore so really, your state is to be enjoyed by yourself. Don’t say that bloody word.
Well if you pulled your head out of your ass you could be of use in coming up with an idea to get us off this island but instead you choose to wallow in your self pity. And something tells me you can dig deep and be of some use beyond kiling someone. Try killing a cute fuzzy defenseless animal I’m sure you can still get your jolly’s off and get us some food in the mean time. Do you think you can manage that or do I need to mess up your still nicely producted hair to properly motivate you?
I’m wallowing in my pending insanity, love. There’s a big difference add on the fact that your dearest lover Salvatore actually did what she was told and took the liberty of stabbing me in the arm. I’m one of the more logical Mikaelsons so naturally, my impulse is to survive this Hell island. Hm, would you look at that there’s a few gnats in your hair, I bet if Niklaus saw you now in this state he’d be sure to stop harassing you.
Cute, You aren’t saying anything I’m not aware of, though.. you’ve done all sorts of horrible things over an eternity, I don’t see why it should make a difference now. Although.. this isn’t so much the island of the insane, as much as it is you going insane on an island, which actually just kind of makes me curious.
And? Not sure if you’re expecting some sort of argument from me or something, but she’s a good friend of mine so really.. nothing to say.
Just in case there was any misunderstanding given I really haven’t given you much credit throughout the years. Fact of the point being although I’m still very much in denial although I’m still bleeding in the arm, thank you love, is that our nature is of that of a vampire. Vampires are killers and my family just so happens to originate that only I’m more only murderous— but every now and then humanity has its way of slipping back in, humans feel guilt. And as of yet, I’m able to cope with these taunting whispers but there must be some underlying catalyst for this event. I’m merely curious given I didn’t expect you to reply whether or not she had spoken of me but you added it in there like it would’ve mattered. No argument just pointing out.
Only twelve years? I was betting more on… eternity. At least, that would’ve been an ideal situation to me. And I’m sure you would have no problem wanting to kill us all on your own, I don’t doubt that, but I am rather curious why you suddenly hear these voices now.
Adrienne is more than welcome to do as she pleases, I actually adore the girl but you’ve rarely come up in conversation. I think everyone else is a given and Katherine will be lucky if I don’t end up killing her in her sleep once I actually find her. But you go ahead to settle for whatever you need to do.
Darling, the most ideal situation isn’t always considered the most realistic. You honestly have no clue how much and how far someone can go in an eternity. It’s something I’ve already dealt with in tidbits, it’s like the hunter’s curse I presume, dearest bastard brother of mine killed a hunter awhile ago and the man haunted him for a century. In my eternity, I’ve spent it in killing, maiming and making children orphans— ghost have a funny way of working, only difference is in this island of the insane, I seem to be able to shut it off. I don’t think I asked whether or not she brought me up. It doesn’t change the fact that I respect her.
Are you going to cry? I’m sorry but if anyone is going to have the mental break down here its going to be me Mikaelson so pull it together man. Given you’re one of the few people here as old as dirt something tells me you can figure out how to live with out technology since you’re basically from the stone age. So I’m going to need you to get it together here. Do you think you can do that or do I need to leave you here to stew in your…. whatever it is you have going on here?
The insatiable need to get off the blasted island has become more and more apparent. Now you see, if you haven’t already noticed that we’re rather lacking in the supernatural department, although I’m the age of the Vikings, let’s just say my humanistic skills have been dormant for centuries. But if you ever need help in the maiming or killing of humans, then I would be your go two man. Something tells me you’re not asking to be a cannibal, love.
You can presume whatever you want about me and think you know, it doesn’t really make that much of a difference to me. Well if those whispers ever get loud and tell you to kill us all in our sleep… give me a heads up or something. Maybe I can make you a straight jacket or something.
Whatever gets your rocks off, sweetie. Personally, I’m still ‘gratified’ enough from my more recent endeavors so I think I’ll get by just fine until we get out of here. You, though, will probably have to make besties with your hand because I’m fairly sure a majority of the women on this island completely despise you. And a lack of sex life will just drive you even more crazy.
I don’t care, you don’t care— it’s all very repetitive although I wasn’t planning to see you for at least a bare minimum of twelve years. I’ll be sure to tell the blasted arses to go to Hell and if I needed to be prompted to kill you all in your sleep I’d sure as day to inspire myself. There’s always Adrienne Snow, her sense of sanity always compels me to either respect her or jump her bones. As of yet the respect kicks in more. For the rest of the women I’ve seen, Rebekah obviously— hell freezes over before that would ever happen. The Northman’s are red headed bimbos that are dragging along Chase Carter so no. You and Caroline obviously shagging each other. Ava Stevens, I’d rather turn her insane. And rumor has it Katherine’s here so I could do well off without my hand for awhile at least.